Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
the worst thing is when you’re hungry in the middle of the night and you can’t cook.
my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
Well, that took an unexpected turn.
so did their neck
So are they
Omotesando Dori in Harajuku at 2:30am this morning. The road was closed to traffic because the tree branches were breaking from all of the snow!
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this